Chocolate (Sanji x Male!Reader)

(What's wrong with me?)
(And purrsition means what mew do on the ship)

"(Y/n), why are you so perfect~" The blonde asked dreamily as he stared at his sweat-dropping childhood friend. "I try." He replied, his eyebrow twitching slightly as he walked into the kitchen, Sanji following close behind. "You don't need to try!" The cook giggled as he shoved his face into the (position)'s back, squeezing his arms around his stomach. "Can you get off me?" (Y/n) growled, struggling to get out of the man's hug. "But (Y/n)-chaaaaan~" He whined, wrapping his legs around his best friend's, knocking them both over in the process.

"The heck, Sanji!" (Y/n) yelled as he shoved the blonde's face, still trying to push him off, getting some blood on his hand in the process. "You're so cute~" He cooed, completely ignoring his friend until a kick was sent into the area between his legs, making him snap out of his dreaming and curl up in a ball on the floor. "Now help me make the dang chocolate..." The (nationality) man said as he stood up from the ground, ignoring the cook as he rolled around on the floor in pain. The (blonde, brunette, ect.) sweat-dropped as he gathered all the ingredients for the chocolate and mixed it up in a bowl.

Sanji groaned as he crawled off the ground, resting his chin on the counter. The cook groaned louder, making the (position) growl under his breathe and throw a spoon at the blonde, knocking him back onto the floor. "(Y/n)! Why are you so mean?" The smoker whined childishly as he crawled on the floor to his childhood friend, gripping onto the bottom of his (f/c) shirt and pulling himself up, peering over his shoulder at the mix. "I don't know. Why are you such an idiot sometimes?" The (h/c)-haired male retorted as he slid the bowl off to the side, letting Sanji take over as the (nationality) man walked off to turn on the oven.

Sanji furrowed his eyebrows as he stared down into the bowl, devising a plan. He looked over to the occupied man, smirking mischievously. (Y/n) glanced over at the brain-storming cook, raising his eyebrow as he walked over to him, glaring slightly. "What are you thinking?" The (nationality) male asked as he placed his hands on his hips. "Oh, nothing~" He giggled as he continued to stir the mix, ignoring the glare of his friend. "Can you get the chocolate tin?" The (blonde, brunette, ect.) nodded walking off to the cooking instruments cabinet.

Sanji picked up the bowl as he set the spoon down, running over to the distracted man and tapping his shoulder, making him turn back to his friend just as he tilted the bowl over his (h/c) hair, sending the contents running down his body. (Y/n) screamed in shock, pushing his best friend away as he wiped the liquid from his face, scrunching his nose at the chuckling cook. "What the heck is wrong with you?!" The (nationality) young adult yelled at his lover, throwing some of the chocolate on his clothes. The smoker giggled like a child, walking back over to the chocolate-covered man before he poured some more onto his boyfriend.

Sanji drooled at the sight, covering his nose as blood poured out due to the scenario. (Y/n) gasped softly as the chocolate slid down his skin and clothes, turning his face red. "S-Sanji!" He squeaked as the cook poured more down on his body, taking his small dripping hand in his, bringing it up to his mouth and licking his brown palms, swirling his tongue around his fingers with a smirk. The smaller of the two gulped, punching his lover's shoulder angrily, which he only chuckled at. The blonde licked up the (h/c)-haired man's arm, skipping over his shirt and sucking on his neck, licking and biting it gently. "S-St-ah-p~" He moaned as he dug his nails into the smoker's shirt.

"Hey! Sh*tty cook! What's taking so l-" The green-haired swordsman cut himself off as he burst trough the door, paling at the scene. "... Do I even want to know?..." Zoro asked rhetorically before he stepped back out, shutting the door behind him, his eye twitched lightly. "So, what's tak-" The former bounty hunter cut Luffy off by raising his hand and shaking his head. "You don't wanna know..."